I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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