He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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