And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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