he thought i was a dude.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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