i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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