I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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