i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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