You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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