if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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