Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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