Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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