PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
