I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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