he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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