I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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