I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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