fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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