You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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