Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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