i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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