i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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