"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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