Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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