OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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