Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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