She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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