You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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