I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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