Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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