for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
