we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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