The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it's like iHOP with fire
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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