I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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