So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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