Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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