Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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