you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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