After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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