My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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