There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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