he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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