My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
PANTIES FOUND
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