Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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