Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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