Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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