fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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