You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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