ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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