belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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