Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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