I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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