hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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