I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
im holly from the hills drunk
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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