have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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